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We are very pleased to welcome Mr. Kohler, who will be adhering to the letter of the law in a workspace physically detached from the rest of our firm’s operations," public relations chief Richard Siewert said during a press conference. "He’ll be joining a select group of 33,000 talented individuals at Goldman Sachs as our sole employee not motivated purely by the pursuit of obscene wealth at the expense of society.

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The Onion wins again.

(Cardiff)